Welcome To A Cracking Good Read

Well its nice of you to pop over to A Cracking Good Read!! You may be wondering what the Dickens this is going to be about but unfortunately I am just as much in the dark as you!! Now before you send for the men in white coats and the yellow van (it was always a yellow van for some reason back in the day) I say I am as much in the dark as you because my posts on this blog are going to be of the random variety. There will be no set pattern or subject I will be particularly writing about, but I hope to entertain you whatever the conversation turns to.

One day we could chewing over the merits of eating road kill, the next day it may be what size of bra is the correct one for you as a woman (or indeed a man). There will be no boundaries but lots to interest people with a broad range of tastes. You may think that my writing delivery veers from the mildly irritating to the frankly bizarre to the get out of my house and never darken my doorstep again but I prefer to divide opinion rather than be mortifyingly dull.

That`s enough of the introductions for one evening so I think we will dive into our first subject which is Electrolysis Now when I came across this word when reading a mind numbing piece of literature in a dentists the other day whilst I was waiting for some root canal treatment (it wasn`t a day I care to live again and if I have a Groundhog Day I hope to God it won`t be that one) I must admit that electrolysis conjured up images of being forcibly held down whilst someone put what looked like headphones to the side of my head and gave the mother of all electric shocks, but no, I was quite wrong.

Electrolysis is in fact a service that involves hair removal from ones person, and I am told that it is particularly popular with ladies who have an unfortunate hair growth problem in all the wrong areas, especially the chin. This form of treatment is, so they say (and I never believe anyone who starts by saying `so they say`) a permanent way to remove hair so if any woman may change their mind and quite like to grow a beard in later life this may just put the mockers on it so beware.

Here is the theory behind so please listen up and no sleeping on the back row (especially you Hawkins!). Electrolysis works by reducing the blood supply to the hair root. If there is no blood supply there is no growth y`see. Unfortunately the treatment is not instantaneous and you have to go back for treatments over a period of time (I believe a few months) before you get the results you desire. It isn`t supposed to be painful, so for all you masochists out there I would give this a quick swerve, but you feel just a mild sensation. Having said that if you go to someone who is not properly qualified to practice electrolysis they might nearly rip your chin off.

Now being a red blooded male this is not my cup of tea m`lud but I am sure it will appeal to many people, and now after this review of the service you are armed with all you need to go out and shout I want electrolysis from the rooftops although I would not recommend this as you would look a bit of a fool.

Bye for now folks, y`all come back now.